The Consultant’s Memorabilia Collection

Archive Cardiacs: LP

For the first time ever in the history of this inane world, Archive Cardiacs is realised in vinyl form. We are proud to be celebrating this incredible piece of work!  THIS IS A PRE-ORDER: WE WILL BEGIN SHIPPING ON MARCH 13TH

Track Listing


Side One


Icky Qualms

Piffol four times

Scratching Crawling Scrawling

As cold as can be in an English sea


My Trade Mark


Side Two

The obvious identity

Piffol one time

A game for Bertie's party

Piffol three times

Rock around the Clock