The Consultant’s Memorabilia Collection

How long does UK delivery usually take? What's the score with Christmas orders?

Normally delivery takes between 3 (minimum) and 10 (maximum) days. During the Christmas period, however, this will be reduced but last orders for Christmas presents should be made a week in advance to ensure they arrive in time. From Monday 15th December shipments will be made on a daily basis.


Is this shop selling official merchandise?



What are the postage rates?

See the 'postage information' page for further info.


Do you accept returns?

Of course, but clothing must be unworn. Recorded media can be returned if it is damaged. We can swap items, too, but postage costs for this must be met by the customer.


What brand of t-shirt do you use?

Gildan. Occasionally Fruit of the Loom.


Do you have a size guide for clothing?

Yes; here it is:



Chest (to fit):

S - 34/36"

M - 38/40"

L - 42/44"

XL - 46/48"

2XL - 50/52"

3XL – 54/56”




S - SIZE 10

M - SIZE 12

L - SIZE 14

XL - SIZE 16

2XL - SIZE 18


Will the Bumming Shed rehearsal videos ever be released on DVD?

Please, I am begging you now, stop asking me this question. 





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